Monday, September 28, 2009

Ibitin Ng Patiwarik Si Jaque Bermejo!


this is tres' tragique.

i can't believe that a fellow filipino can say this.

by now maybe you guys knows who she is.

Lets Call Her Ang Babaeng Impakta.

that's what she is.

she's an insensitive-ass-kissing-attention seeking-who-sleeps-with-egyptians for a living slut.

""buti n lng am hir in dubai!maybe so many sinners bak der!so yeah deserving wat hapend!"

what a bitch.

at least she's an instant celebrity.... FOR NOW.

and her stupid brother is ranting right now about her sister being an educated smart girl who grew up in the province and how they rose from poverty to a well known political family in their probinsya.(hello,pulitiko kayo talagang yayaman kayo! Indio!)

juice ko.tama na.

jaque if you're reading, why dont you give us filipinos a favor?

please hang your self!

or get fucked by egyptians!

whatcha think?

Cristine Reyes Sinagip(DAW) Ni Richard Gutierrez (Sana Di Nalang)


wala talagang konsensya(not to mention utak) tong mga publicists at managers nila retard gutierrez at ki-kitine reyes(for those people who does'nt who's this slut,she's the younger sister of has-been-semi-regular-fame-whore ara mina not to mention she came from that shitty reality tv show). mantakin mo naman,gamitin ba ang bagyo para sa publicity nilang dalawa for their upcoming sure flop chinang muvi? nasan ang puso mo mess anavelle?

and retard's equally slutty and attention seeking older sister Ruffa,is tweeting all over the net about her brother's heroic action.DUH.may hiya pa ba ang mga gutt-ierrez?

and ki-kitine reyes is approving and loving it of course(imagine the countless t.v interviews).infairness kay ki-kitine,maganda acting nya dito.kuhang kuha nia ang role ng DAMN-SLUT in distress. retard needs more workshop though.

can't they think of something smart and sensitive? for lucy's sake,bumabagyo! tama bang gamitin ang bagyo for their own good?

HELLLOOO???


CONSCIENCE MUCH?

New Britnew Spears Album & Song News!


To celebrate Britney making her 6th debut and 10 years with record label "Jive", they are releasing a new album entitled "The Singles Collection"

Not only that! News has just been released on a trusted forum about her new single!

A poem was released by Britney, which was supposed to be a clue to some exciting news, now the news is... BRITNEY WILL RELEASE A NEW SINGLE!!!!!!!!

Wondering what's the name of the song? Well I can tell ya that to :)

It's called... "3"

Apparently "3" is due to hit radio stations on September 29th! And I heared it's also a real club banger! They call it "Womanizer 2.0".

So are you eggcited?

Sugababes News: Keisha Buchanan Officialy Left!


A bit late but better late than never =)

The Sugababes have been 1 of the biggest girl groups in the UK, but last week news came out that shocked fans!
Member Keisha Buchanan has announced that she has left the group. She was the only original member in the group.
Members Heidi and Amelle are to continue in the group with new member Jade Ewen.

The "Babes" new album "Sweet 7" will be released on November 23rd 2009, and their new single "About A Girl" will be released in November.

So are you dissapointed with this? Will the Sugababes be finished?





Cosmopolitan Becky Bash 2009


may chismis ako gerls.

alam kong pinagpapantasyahan niyo ang mga lulu sa cosmo bachelor ek ek na itis.

pero as ive said, haves akis ng slight not so bonggang chismis.

habang sina sayt ko ang magazine,

biglang sumakit ang mata ko.

akoy nahilo at muntik ng maduwal.

na sayt ko ang isang becky na nasa list!

na stress akis kasi di naman sha ganun ka shutiful in person!

at ex sia ng fabulosang kong friendship na may i shogo ko sa name sung na SATURNINA.

ang nakaka stress sa baklang twah, feelingera! naman!

kasi naman noh,nung haves kami ng pictorial for a certain fashion shoot, may i contact sia ng photo-g,kasi nga friendship,hoping na papayag na wa pay-sung at labor of love na lang, tapos shuk nia TALK TO MY AGENT?

ABA! nagmaganda! CHOPSUEY AT HOW DID YOU KNOW NAMAN IN PERSON!

PWEH!

mas lalong aarte ang baklang to kasi nasa cosmo becky list na sia.

GUDLAK.

At may i shogo ko sia sa name sung na

DELLA MAGA.

Richard Gutierrez BAYANI DAW? PWEH!



ano Daw?

si retard? Bayani?

sa mga flop niyang tv show isang malaking check!

pero sa totoong buhay? DUH!

niligtas nya raw ang malanding starlet na kapatid ng has been na si ara mina sa bubungan ng balur nila sa isang village na sinalanta ni undoy.

like duh?

ginawa bang tanga? timing na timing naman sa promosyon ng ka cheapan nilang muvi noh?

kumita na yan sa viva films ineng.

think of a better promotion.

how about retsard actually saving someone?

like his filthy mouthed mother from the scorching flames of hell?(kasi syur naman akis na dun ang bagsak ni anabel noh)

sounds fun!

WHATCHA THINK?